Rewrite a Christmas carol with a Bathurst theme

Reindeer keep falling on my head by David Mcmahon-Winter
Nanjing Night Net

(to the music of Raindrops keep falling on my head by Bert Bacharach).

Reindeer keep falling on my head,

Rudolf spiked their drinks at the Christmas party;

NOW, they’re way too drunk to fly

And the booze bus will lock them up in Bathurst over Christmas.

And I am stuffed,

I’ll never hit the roofs tonight.

I called my mates at city rail,

They said that maybe, they could put on a special train.

What a bloody pain.

It can’t start its run before the fifth of September.

So I’m stuffed again.

I’ll never hit the roofs tonight.

So just put your stockings in the drawer

Don’t look for prezzies underneath the Christmas tree.

For, Rudolf spiked the drinks at the Staff Christmas Party.

Bathurst thinks that I must be dead.

Reindeer keep falling on my head.

Rewrite a Christmas Carol.

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